Exactly. The NFL, NHL, MLB and NHL are glorified trade associations, like PhRMA, the Chamber, NAM etc. And trade association heads are paid a lot to be the (ugh) shield between an angry public/angry legislators and their members.

ahem: Missa Whulwai

He also told Tarantino to eliminate the gimp.

We’re a nation of adultoddlers, that’s why. Transformers Jeeps! Cosplay! Showing your wee-wees at work-work!

Yes - they’re “visibly shaken” because they knew.

In addition to being useless, around 2:40, he sounds like Gary Dell’Abate.

Guaranteed that the eye-roll-y presentation about the NBA “eroding” was done for Lockhart by Glover Park Group, Lockhart’s former (and, probably, soon-to-be-again) home.

Funny.

Namastē

“Few executives wouldn’t be caught dead fraternizing with employees lower on the totem pole.”

Something something busted a Nutt lmao

Nice work, Kayla.

Contrary to Buddy Rich-via-Frank Costanza: “This guy. This is my kinda guy.” What a terrific actor.

You know who isn’t? [insert name of obscure-artist-not-playin-by-the-rules-and-now-on-cusp-of-huge-success-but-at-what-cost]. That’s who.

“Remy and his wife Phoebe have three children, Jared, Jordan, and Jenna.^[13] Jared worked for the Red Sox as a security guard, but was fired in 2008 after another guard told the State Police that Jared had sold him steroids.^[14] On August 16, 2013, Jared was arrested in the fatal stabbing of his girlfriend, Jennifer…

“But be sure to cut dem gubmint jobs, fellers.”

“Wait, who is this? From Deadspin? Alright....”

Woody’ll be off in “the Court of St. James” doing an impersonation of Trump’s cock so no prob.

Wow - created a “Yankees Suck” t-shirt? (Cue Nobel Prize Award Ceremony music)