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GordonGartrelleJr
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The dumper on this is incredible but absolute CP.

“2.0" is so 1.0

It was a failed Mcsweeneys piece.

Older dicks?

WHO’S THE BLONDE, MIKE? - DJT

Dey hate us cuz dey...’re really fucking good. Jesus. OK, see you at work tomorrow.

More like Buffoon-Cookm—...ah, forget it.

I would say own-own over self-own. But that’s me.

Was there and the place erupted. Older bamma nearby: “Finally, someone with some fucking guts in this place!”

This take here.

It’s common courtesy, you enter a room, you wipe off your wheels.

Stop writing/saying “chippy.”

Now drop and give me 20. OK, make it 12,5.

THEY HATE US CUZ WE RAYCISS

“We had a game tonight?” - Bradley Beal

If you squeeze a human, the blood will just come out. You don’t need a fancy, expensive contraption to get it out.

“The shop cuts subs in half, so we each had two 6" subs, both featuring the rounded, end of the loaf and the cut portion.”

Painfully on-the-money. “Big ups,” I think?