Native Coloradan here. The new Blood Incantation fucking slaps, as was expected. Everyone should check it out! 

They also seem to have gotten a group discount on bullet belts.

(For those unable to decipher metal logos, that is Blood > Incantation > Blood Incantation)

Remember when you could actually rent entire consoles from Blockbuster? That seems insane in retrospect.

This is absolutely 100% correct.

You will not get an argument from me, nor any other right thinking person.

When I was in highschool we’d just moved from the big city to a small rural town and the local minister really had it in for me.

The best part is towards the end when Jon is singing and then Richie Sambora comes in with the “AAAAAAH ya ya ya ya yah yah AHHH ya!” backing vocals. 

That’s a terrible way to tell her.

Huh. Cameo’s really gone downhill since “Word Up.”

She originally tried to get Jimmy Ray, but every time she attempted to confirm his identity, he’d just go “Who wants to know!?”. 

The Humor, Investigative and Narrative Podcasts that defined the 2010s*

The first Deadspin-level comment on this article. RIP.

So, a few things.

Barkley is just bitter because most women have rings, and he doesn’t. 

I’m glad James Blake had an appearance on here, but honestly I’m pretty shocked Overgrown made the cut ahead of his self-titled. one gave us a pretty good single, one pretty much completely changed the game and gave us songs that are basically looking like timeless classics at this point, “The Wilhelm Scream” foremost…

Thank you!  Boy Meets World was great, and it was one of those shows that I wanted to see every week. when I was a teenager.

may i humbly recommend: Too many cooks

(if you don’t know it, look it up, I am both sorry and you’re very welcome)