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She only showed up to break our Elliot out of the fantasy.

That what you described occurs and the song is amazing in spite of it really speaks to how good it is.

Runaway is the best Bon Jovi song and I will not hear arguments.

It took a few listens from me, but Material Control is fucking awesome.

And that gave us Girl Meets World which was...fine.

OH MY GOD THE MATH NET MUSIC FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT WHEN I WAS A KID.

The Astros rallying to win the Series is really the ending this country deserves right now.

Clearly a deep fake video because there’s no way a Pats fan would act in such a manner.

Username/comment synergy is always greatly appreciated.

You got internet, you got a way to watch games.

NHL candids... exist?

Might have had a shot if the assumed intended receiver wasn’t covered and had gotten off the line quicker.

Can you imagine the Canadian government pulling this shit if Steve Yzerman said, “actually poutine is shit”?

Opening your window for a random dude in downtown Cleveland is a risky proposition.