I was talking about Jon Hamm... I’m not touching that disgusting T.I. story!

He looks like he's the dirtbag mentor for a couple of virgins trying to get laid in a teen comedy

Also -“Weekend at Bernie’s”

The mustache is fine I guess, but how does his name sound being shouted while you throw a molotov cocktail?

Goddamn I forgot all about this. Thanks for the great Deadspin memories

As an illustration Clark was fine. But this made him a legend:

Feel kinda bad that they’re going to have to put you down when everyone leaves here. :/

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

Hey that piece of shit nestled between that pig’s enormous testicles looks just like Jim Spanfeller! Uncanny!

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Reports say the referee is recovering, though he is still struggling with “language difficulties.”

What a sauerkraut 

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

It’s Mase, and he’s the same old pimp. Ain’t nothing changed but his limp.