Exactly what someone invading their neighbor’s personal space would say.

People who get loaded at concerts do suck though. At best they’re constantly invading what little space you have and, on the other side of the spectrum, they’re physically/verbally belligerent or vomiting.

Colangelo on Anthony’s Team USA chances: Melo? Out.

Took this about two weeks ago.

When was the last time Iger saw a coin?

Unless JPP’s fingers grow back like a lizard’s tail, I’m going AB’s feet.

We going to ignore the 53 interception difference between the two?

Anything off of Orgy’s Candyass should have been on this list.

Chevelle’s solid.

...or she’ll wind up being on the receiving end of some parking lot ass eating. (At an appropriate age.)

Maybe the Manson Family’s deaths were a bit of revisionist history by the unreliable narrator. Someone thinking about what could have been in their old age.

Don’t say “can’t”, say “shouldn’t”.

Abe Froman on line one...

Participate in the dunk contest, coward.

Not only would them benching their $125 mil QB for NATHAN PETERMAN be hilarious, but seeing the “what have I done?!” look wash over AB throughout the year would just be the icing on the cake.

This is a huge blow to the rest of the Central. One can only hope Peter Chiarelli is being queued up.