Everyone I played ball with in high school sweated this movie, and Lattimore in particular. Buncha psychopaths.

You are correct! John Randle was fined at least once for "excessive eye black." https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1998-12-07-9812070187-story.html

Is that what America has come to? Taken a fresh looking blonde white American and turning him into a brunette, vaguely Hispanic looking? No wonder Trump is winning!

I’m pretty sure Nic Cage is wearing that right now.

The Stampeders are fine, but I like turtles.

I’m guessing there is some bullshit NFL rule that doesn’t allow awesome face paint and robs us of our humanity 

Not really anything wrong with an American president publicly applying pressure on a foreign country on behalf of an American citizen who is quite possibly being treated unfairly because of his race.

High class amphetamines are the tits. 

The one thing Trump never lied about: his stamina. This guy has not let up a goddamn second since he took office. And he’s aged me in fuckin’ dog years.

I question Franken’s fate but am grossed out by Joe Biden. So there’s at least one person, me.

I’m only mayor part time. I unclog septic tanks as a full time job, it pays a lot better.

Doctor Dingus was my father, please, call me Sheilla.

A famous large former basketball man attended an electronic music festival in Brussels, Belgium, during the daytime. He is in the front row of the crowd, rhythmically rocking his large torso in unison with the other patrons to the beat of the music. And he harmlessly squirted some water on people.

I’m really enjoying the visual of Shaq just casually tossing a bear at someone who annoyed him. 

Shaq is coming to KC to put on some sort of live DJ show. Dude’s got half a billion dollars but still chases 10K. He must just love being around people, I guess.

The sail at the front of a boat. Now explain your thing!

The guy five people back and two from the center has his shirt on backwards. 

Lodeiro was a starter for Uruguay in this Copa America, so I don’t know why you say he’s not a part of Uruguay for a while. And I’m anti  MLS  so I’m not saying it to defend it.

Right? Its just a play on the “Subway Series” type monikers for intra-city match ups (NYC baseball etc) and is a clever send up of the Spanish original. Its not exclusive to soccer/footie.

BE MORE LIKE EUROPE WITH PROMOTION AND RELEGATION! But not the names, no that’s cos-play.