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**Catalina update**

My daughter dark for the masses, has that super crazy curly thick biracial hair. Even when I just wash it it’s 2 inches off her head. Most days it’s five. Any policy that would tell her that the awesomeness of her hair is wrong is ridiculous. It’s crazy this school didn’t realize how racist and discriminatory this

Exactly. Fuck these people. They are heinous and the whole Quiverfull movement is disgusting. They treat women like nothing but breeding stock to be traded and bartered. They are the perfect example of the “religious” zealots who wholeheartedly voted for Trump.

Yeah, no. They’re suing to protect all the Joshes of the world.

Really, this is a missed opportunity. The lede photograph is that of slug Alex Jones, when it could be jinni’s boyfriend (NB Hamdi does not yet know that he is jinni’s boyfriend. Soon, soon), the luscious Mr. Ulukaya?

Is this finally it??? Can this please be the beginning of the end? I’m totally dying for the day the universe rights itself and this orange fuckhead gets the boot. Then I go the closest bar I can find, drop $20 in the jukebox, play “FDT” on repeat, and proceed to get sloshed in the name of sweet, sweet liberty.

Literally googled ‘colour me shocked’ lol

Nah...he’s just a mook playing a role. He hasn’t “enabled” anyone, in fact if anyone’s been enabled it’s him. He’s just some dude doing the job for which he got hired.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

Sure, smegma-head.

My excuse for everything from now on:

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and

He probably should have been fired?

As someone who was immensely suicidal as a teen (engaged in self harm, plotted actual suicide), I watched the series and it brought up a lot of old feelings and I can say from my own experience that teenage me would have loved this show and found comfort in it.

I didn’t really see it that way.

It may not have helped rape victims, but was it supposed too?

Hahahhahahahahahahahaha FUCK YOU ALEX JONES

This woman needs to marry the CEO of Chobani. Because that would be the funniest damn thing ever. Can you even begin to imagine how his followers would react? Exploding heads for days.

I have nothing good to say about Jones but I hope his ex and kids are left alone by the media so they can begin to heal and move on.