“Governor LePage of Maine, who, by the way, has lost a lot of weight,” the President of the United States said. “I knew him when he was heavy and now I know him when he was thin and I like him both ways, okay?” 

Mr. Trump cannot even send birthday wishes without positioning himself in absolute center of the photograph.

cue Jeff Sesh “some judge on a bay in the Pacific”

Honestly, Prison Bachelor is an amazing concept for a show!

he actually threatened someone upthread. his ass should be kicked off because he obviously can’t handle a black-oriented convo.

No offense, but you don’t know WTF this argument is about. White women have always been able to use whatever product they want. The issue is this particular company wouldn’t exist today without massive support of unmixed black women with nappy hair. Like, high multi-millions of revenue because nobody else cared to…

Yes. But sometimes things are about being black. And you can’t hold hands across America about it. I have the type of hair that can withstand normal shampoos but benefits from using black center hair products. Some black womens hair (4c to be exact) already suffer from extreme shrinkage and need specially designed…

Damn right we’re not telling! Every time white people get hip to shit Black people have been using for years the price goes up. Do you know how fucking expensive coconut milk is now? I can’t remember the last time I was able to get a can for less than a buck. It’s not even a buck anymore. THat’s white people getting…

Who the fuck is Minka Kelly and why do i think she’s a porn star?

You don’t really need to make a commercial to show white people they’re “allowed” to use something. Trust me. The assumption is already there.

That’s creepy, John Mayer.

I was a 28 weeker back in the 80s when babies that premature rarely survived and even more rarely survived without lifelong difficulties. My parents were told to expect the worst. I had some health issues as a kid, but today, I am the holder of two bachelors and a masters degree, work in a field I love, have travelled…

I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…

I eloped yesterday! It was small and quick as hell and awesome.

Every movie starring Mark Wahlberg.

I don’t care how much chlorine is in that water. It’s not enough.

/looks in mirror

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

The juicer reminds me of what the internet will look like after the Right gets a hold of it.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…