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Oh fuck this guy. Welcome to being an adult, your shitty hateful actions have consequences, and one of those consequences is that everyone thinks you’re a shitty, hateful bigot now.

So glad this season is over. I can’t stand looking at Nick’s slightly unfocused gaze anymore. Dude needs to not be on TV.

He just looks yeasty and incompleted. Like he’d reek of cream cheese and baby powder.

Counterpoint 1. Who gives a shit about what he thinks?

Look at that tongue! He could lick you to death.

I have one, and it’s the most chill dog on the planet. Everyone told me I was going to have a little ball of destructive energy on my hand. My neighbor actually called them “Jack Russell Terrorists.” But this dog is a quiet little snuggle-puppy. He spends his days curled up on my lap while I’m reading or writing.

We lost ours about 18 months ago. He was completely crazy and so ridiculously full of energy. He would bound off our back deck like he was in a dog food commercial. He had a stuffed quail that he was completely obsessed with; you could show it to him and then place it out of reach. He would spend hours trying to get

I wrote this on the Deadspin post, but this looks like the long-legged version of my JRT. We did a beginner agility class that segued into a competition at a JRT-only trial event. We were humming along until he missed a jump. I was able to get him to come back but he almost went over the jump the wrong way; I threw my

Jack Russels are adorable balls of energy. We had one when I was a kid and we’d take him on 14 mile bike rides where he would run behind us at 12 MPH for the entire time. And after we got back, he’d want to go out for more!

I love him so much.

Olly’s going over that ramp like

“These people deserve to suffer because they have political/moral failings” is the conservative argument about the poor. Don’t make it your own.

It’s good that SNL has finally stopped pulling the punches with Ivanka. She’s playing such an active role in the Presidency that she is totally fair game.

Flying off the top of that ramp was awesome. The Devil may care but Olly does not. USDA Certified Good Dog.

I NEED MORE SCHMIDT ANTICS IN MY LIFE THO

No, I get that. It’s just that when I came into the show, I was watching for Nick and Jess. And when that imploded, there really wasn’t a pull for me anymore, especially when there’s so much good television out there to choose from nowadays.

I haven’t watched the show ever since Nick and Jess split. I mean, why even pull that trigger? Because then you’re stuck with them under the same roof and then what? Oh, well. At least we had a few episodes of Nick and Jess bliss.

I’m going to be dissecting and gif’ing the shit out of this video for months! Thank you, Jesus!