Suddenly, I feel a lot less embarrassed by every embarrassing thing I’ve ever done.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

Congratulations!

I’m 10 weeks pregnant - first time - and that 9 month pic has me *internally screaming*

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

This whole administration is a waste of fucking time.

If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.

Don’t forget that he’s been so busy that he can’t be bothered with providing aid to Georgia, Alabama or Florida in the aftermath of a tornado. But definitely, allocate all resources into determining that his dick, I mean inauguration measures up to the women’s march and Obama’s inauguration.

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

Jeebus, I’m so glad that in between his 7 hours of TV a day and tearing the country apart with his shitty executive orders he has time to be this fucking petty.

This man is bound to crack soon, right? He can only focus on perceived slights. His all-consuming need for revenge is bound to backfire soon enough. (Or so I have to tell myself in order to keep calm and carry on.)

Every time I learn something new about Robin Thicke the more it seems he could use a punch in the dick.

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form,”

More like Honey PooPoo, amirite?

My church is already reaching out to undocumented people to help.

the next four years

The churches are now going to have to become literal refuges, again. I know the Catholics are ready, now everyone else has to get their asses in gear.

Yes 90% of black women voted for Clinton. I’m so fucking ashamed to be a white woman. Maybe Rachel Dolezal was onto something?