She's a non-affiliated, yet self-proclaimed spiritual Christian mutt who believes in the pledge of allegiance, the military, education, and the power of laughter.

Has enough of a grasp on punctuation and sentence structure not to directly contradict himself over, and over, and over againin his list of desired traits.

I can't believe no enterprising young women haven't yet exploited this guy's eagerness to part with his money. I wonder how difficult it would be to pull off a "Talented Mr. Ripley" on this dude. While I do have a college degree, it's not Ivy League and no grad degree. But I seriously think I could fake it well enough…

Wow, the Vikings have the best training camp ever.

Percocet.

Lube.

Oh for God sake. Everyone knows you wait to do the Birthday Gang Bang at the big 5-0. Ugh. I can't even with this woman.

Gotta go with the first one because ridiculous victim complexes are such an abundant occurrence as to make the second one patently untrue.

I like how he's using the new hip terminology of non-dark-skin-people. Coincidentally, I've been advocating for men to be called non-uteri-having-persons for years.

another dipshit who only values women based on whether or not he thinks they're beautiful and worthy of having sex with him, but who also calls women who have sex sluts. and he has the nerve to say women should idolize female soldiers and successful businesswomen instead of celebrities (whom i would argue ARE…

I can't decide between "Yoho ho and a bottle of dumb" and "YOHO- you only have a ridiculous victim complex once!"

That means the cancer caused by tanning beds, uh, and the sun are hate crimes! Why are no Republicans pushing for prosecution? Won't someone think of the children?

"Nothing is sexier than a woman who is comfortable in a t-shirt and sweat pants on a weekend while watching football".

HA HA HA WOMEN WHO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY AND DO AND DON'T ASK ME TO DO HARD THINGS LIKE ADMIT I'M A SEAWORTHY DOUCHECANOE ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE TO ME THAN WOMEN WHO DISLIKE ME AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MY CHARACTER AND DEMAND I DO THINGS LIKE LEARN AND CHANGE MYSELF FOR THE BETTER.

how many women ragging on him do you think are in sweats and a t-shirt? i know of at least one...

No. Everything he said is shitty.

People like this can be so exhausting. Dudebro thinks he's HIGH-LARIOUSSSS when people are offended. When you're "anti-PC" you're not sticking it to the man - you're sticking it to the people who the man regularly stomps on. It just makes you the man, man.

This guy is a douche and sucks, but why give some nobody a platform?

So ... let me get this straight. On August 4th, women are shallow because they only admire women that society has deemed attractive, as opposed to women who have accomplishments.

On all other days, the only thing David Hookstead feels it relevant to critique women based on their appearances and not their…