OK Wait Patton Oswalt was on Justified and Dollhouse? Like, he is the quintesential schlubby comedian, but he gets all these Acting parts (with a capital A, of course). And he's fucking AWESOME. My favorite OH SHIT HE CAN ACT moment with him was United States of Tara. In a show full of hams, he was the sincere, sweet…

On the one hand, I agree. O'Dowd is the only one people will be familiar with in the U.S.

So, during a stand-up gig, Russell Brand made a joke about how one of the downsides to married life is that you can only have sex with one person and he would fantasize about other people in bed?

Hahaha. And Cultural Imperialism only happens in the west, right? No, no, Russia hasn't inflicted any of that on the countries around them, right? RIGHT? Dasvidaniya, pal.

Lindsay Lohan is apartment-hunting in SoHo, and plans to have her sober coach move in with her.

"But conceptually, it's just bored white people being dicks to each other because they're so bored and they're so trapped by their boredom and isn't it fascinating how trapped and bored they are and isn't white boredom truly the defining struggle of our age?"

If he actually tried to date people who were more or less like him, meaning nice, cool girls/women who had a brain and a sense of humor and who were cute instead of drop-dead gorgeous, he'd probably do fine.

Millennials,

LOL.

Its easy. I paid my loans off in four months. All it took was an engineering degree, six years of prior experience working in nuclear power, and a willingness to completely abandon friends and family to work in the Middle East.

Somehow I think it was less about you mentioning that you did it, and more about you seeming to imply that, because other people have crushing debt, they haven't contributed and "hard work and sacrifice." I think it's your tone, more than the fact that you don't have debt.

I make a lot of money, and my wife makes a fair amount and will make much more in the near future. And I sometimes sit here and go, "how the hell do people afford to get by around here?" I'm not complaining personally, as our finances are solid and I have no real financial concerns. I'm just amazed that people can…

Come on people, stories about your personal economic self-sufficiency are not particularly helpful. I graduated college with zero debt, too. Congratulations, us! We're awesome! We also didn't graduate into a global economic downturn, attended school approximately 17 tuition hikes ago, and aren't disproving basic…

This is how I fee about this whole "masculinity crisis" people are trying to push. So what if a guy cooks and cleans? You're an adult. It's good to show emotions beyond indifference/happiness/angry, you'll feel better after you cry. If you're dream job doesn't pay very much and you're not the breadwinner, what…

FIVE YEARS?

The infuriating thing is that (most) 18 year olds are just not able to comprehend exactly how serious student loans are, yet we allow them to take on this crushing financial burden anyway. I know when I went to college I was like, whatever, everyone has loans! I was fully prepared to take out $75k to finance my NYU…

Congrats.

Seth MacFarlane is only funny to the kind of idiots who seriously think that "political correctness" has run rampant and like to say so constantly. His brand of immature humor is popular because it requires nothing more than an understanding of racial and sexual stereotypes and a willingness to create lines that are…

I am so excited about this show! So excited I am peeing a little!

Dads?! We Are Men??!! The lame-ass titles alone make me picture some middle-aged white dude creator/writer watching the success of Girls with utter dismay (thinking it's not funny and Lena Dunham is just talentless and lucky) getting all ragey and deciding he wants to do the same for men, because men are getting left…