One of my most satisfying interactions with a troll here on Jezebel was on a thread about Alec Baldwin's homophobic tweets, in which someone claimed that he didn't understand the words in the tweet, but he was sure they weren't homophobic, and people were getting faux-offended over nothing. After a brief back and…

Wow! That is super gutsy, and I want to be friends with that woman!

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Because there's not enough room in the world for asshole religious people and asshole atheists? Is this some zero-sum game? No one told me...

What???? The movies lied to me???

I am mixed race and usually never hesitate asking people this question. Nor do I mind being asked it. I see my various races and their related cultures as an important part of my identity and what makes me me - what makes me unique. That's why I ask people their ethnic background, too - I am genuinely curious, be it…

you say yourself you are not a white person, so how could you POSSIBLY know white people don't receive this same line of questioning?

Everybody in the US speaks the same language, more or less. For an elementary school kid, to assume that everybody in India speaks the same language is not some boneheaded, dickish assumption about the uniformity of India. It's a completely rational extrapolation from a set of circumstances that they are familiar…

But I have a female friend who...

I dunno. Maybe she needs reinforced shoulders to bear the heavy burden of the entire world's relentless gaze. *cue sad violin music*

Now you're talking. The only sad thing is Regretsy is not around anymore to mercilessly mock it. :=))

What did the sun ever do to you?

There will be so many dongs. So many.

my work pot luck contributions just got a whole fuck ton more interesting. dead body human chalk line cookies will be PERFECT @ this year's public defender holiday party ....

Did all the hypocrisy in your comment hurt you? Cause it hurt me.

So hot right now.

This seems like a juvenile response to the 90s high-waisted jeans revisited trend. They can't really commit to mom-jeans as being awesome so they have to make them they're own by slashing them into the denim underwear. It won't be long before the Regina George nipple cut-out tee shirts start showing up.

next trend: Double Underbutt!!! for those of us that aren't photo shopped or 14.

everyday on the train home, i see wealthy teens wearing this strange piece of apparel, undoubtedly purchased with allowances never intended to fund ill-advised romps in downtown chicago. and evertime, i fight the urge to lecture these women, and warn them of the reality that ultimately they will look down only to see…