And Jon D. covered it!

this is the song of the summer:

Supposedly, cumulative starrings bump you into the black, eventually. I think all of our profiles should come with a graphic of a thermometer, like you see at charity drives, so we can watch it fill up with our starrings until we reach the threshold and break out of the grays.

So you're a sociopath, then? Amazing the number of people who develop that extremely rare psychological disorder on the internet. Super-edgy, too.

I actually live in one of the most diverse cities in the US. I don't need to go to Yew York to get diversity. Thad that's not why I don't like it. I've been to New York, I'm not forming opinions solely based on articles and television shows. Things like this just reinforce my dislike for the place.

Only if it's soaked into a tampon.

Congratulations, btw, Mrs. Magnum ;)

I was totally dumbfounded by the OJ guzzling. I just assumed she needed a lot of liquid for all those sticks she was peeing on. OOPS. Lawl.

"I haven’t met a girl yet who is trying to use this as a sexual identity.”

How do mermaids have babies?

Nobody understands when I respond to something with "seh kyuuut." It's a lonely feeling.

Dermatitis Margaritis!

I use this gif every fucking chance I get. :D

I make my partner sandwiches. The horror. ;)

IS THIS THE HIP HOP THE KIDS ALL LISTEN TO???

Burt digs it, you guys. IT'S OFFICIAL, WE'RE ALL REPUBLICANS NOW.

Terrible TV news! I hope we get another sitcom starring Tim Allen to replace it!

The internets are up in arms about this... NOW?!?!? I've been screaming for two seasons for this show to get more press coverage. I saw countless articles about that boring New Girl show (though I've heard this season is a big improvement), but then almost nothing about this show except for one article right before…

Tucker Mad huh? Getting some material for your next book Someone Could Get Raped?

Drew (at the podium): . . and that's the first time I had to punish her for doing that. THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO BE UNGRATEFUL!!