WARNING: over-consuming alcohol may cause you to hide all the beer and wine bottles that have been emptied over the course of the evening around the house because "it'll be a fun treasure hunt for your kids tomorrow".

That, and the fact that the boyfriends were also, apparently, sluts.

True! But it doesn't make the rest of the list funny, especially if it's all wrong.

Why aren't prudes friends w/sluts? I would imagine this article is a good place to start.

Well. This is just making me glad that my friends in college didn't bother with slut/prude or virgin/whore dichotomies and didn't judge each other by how many people we may or may not have had sex with, considering that we were a nice mix of different ranges of sexual experience and it didn't affect our friendships at…

Wait, since when is 20 people considered "promiscuous" status. So, you lost your virginity at 16. Then slept with your high school boyfriend that you were totally serious about. Then there's the guy that's in college when you are in high school and he proposes to you. Then there's prom. Then there's your first week in…

yeah, it's like people need to mock and shame already marginalized persons to make themselves feel better— "AT LEAST I'M NOT THIS PERSON!!!" and posting all of the correspondence is also terrible. i mean, i love me some people-watching (cuz people are interesting/weird as fuck), but i wouldn't go so far as to shame…

I see it kind of along the same lines of a Jew (such as myself) using the "K-word" or referring to themselves as a "Yiddie" (as I have done) or of a person of color using whatever racial slur is demeaning towards their ethnicity with each other. It's kind of a taking back, embracing the title to make it something…

I'm not sure what you're talking about - I follow the paleo diet and as part of it I have created a Jurassic Park type island in which I grow only plant life and animals that I have cloned from ancient DNA samples.

You are probably just being a true Paleo :)

The puka shell necklace is how you can tell they are really cavemen.

"Pineapple Commonwealth"

Interesting fact: You dressed the mannequins for (likely) minimum wage and are now responsible for all social issues tied to or relating to said mannequins.

Raise your hand if you regret participating in a conversation away from GroupThink.

I can't. I take fictional pop culture very seriously. ;)

I don't want to be That Guy ... but here goes.

It isn't the person in charge of visual displays. It's all persons in charge of all visual displays. Throughout grad school, I had the dubious pleasure at working across two brands, at three different stores: all mannequins are significantly smaller than the clothing…

Hey, any couple who can survive a trip to, from, and post-Ikea together is TMFEO. Mazel Tov! Or "grattis på bröllop"! Someone pass the horseballs.

In a world where news is virtually immediate, I think we've become overly critical of companies that do not respond to things/take action 10 minutes after something happens (this article mentions this was shown to tumblr last night, which is a Sunday). Companies should NOT have knee jerk reactions to shit like this,…

I do not understand why this program shocks people. It was made legal for the government to track metadata during the Bush administration. This is not new nor shocking, no matter how you feel about the privacy issues. Sucks about his gf though.

NPH, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler should should host everything from now until the end of time.

OMG that was awesome and made my whole morning. Also, as he was running down the aisle, my 4-year-old asked, "Is that the President?" In a magical alternate reality, dear.