"Where are you registered?"

My cousin has been living with her fiancé for years, so they obviously have all the stuff they need. My mother told me their registry stuff was to "upgrade" to a nicer, more "adult" lifestyle (like they get a china set, or some not-plastic patio furniture, or nicer towels than their current thrift store rags). But the…

Aye. I wish I could count the amount of money I have to spend on a bachelorette party as a gift. The one this weekend is going to run me well over $200. I'm a poor student, man, and I'm not going to get my cousin nothing for the wedding, but still...by the end of all this it's costing me what seems like a fortune to…

Hey now, don't lump us all together. We may be throwing some of the rules out the window, but we have retained basic decency and gratitude. I don't know a single person who would have the gall to act like this.

Envelopes are fairly common these days. I had one wedding where the couple actually asked for gift cards to places like World Market and Home Depot because they were moving cross country two days after the wedding and didn't want to move all sorts of new stuff. In any other situation it might have seemed tacky, but…

Yeah, because everyone with a mental illness just goes and "starts shooting up the place." A very insightful comment you have here. You should be proud.

It'd basically just be Goldschlager with pink food coloring, right?

But...but...Swedish Fish shots are delicious and soooo easy and inexpensive to make already!

We're girls; how could we?

Smugness and cowardice are Vice's bread and butter. Almost everything they do is gross.

Of all the jokes on this page, you take the cake, good sir or madam. Well done.

Well, how's that old saying go? "People are liberals until they start making decent money," right? It's possible, of course, that my generation will reverse course as well, but I do think there's a big difference between fighting for fundamental civil rights than protesting a war that's killing your fellow citizens. I…

Oi, who is this? Roethlisberger? I can only make out the Steelers logo and am totes missing the joke.

You make a good point about the current state of affairs, but the reality is that America is quickly becoming younger and less white. While they're certainly not irrelevant now, unless the GOP figures out how to appeal to a rapidly changing voter pool, their archaic policies will need to change - they simply cannot…

While I don't think it would be a widespread problem, I'm sure it would certainly come up. The bigger problem with rape/incest exceptions is that it really highlights the hypocrisy of their views regarding abortion: it's not about "sanctity of life," it's about punishing sluts who dare have sex for funsies.

I'd say she should certainly be in the running for Wonkette's coveted "Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year" award. She's got some stiff competition though.

The link Jez provided when they talk about "nose-webbing" doesn't have before and after pics, but it does explain what she's talking about.

"Direct"? Seriously? That's your defense? No, sorry. She is entitled to her views, but no one is entitled to tell someone to kill themselves because they don't like their politics. I am nearly positive she will never change or improve - look through her comment history if you doubt - she won't even engage in a…

Exactly. I mean, on a scale of Neetzan to MoGlo, this is probably a Taylor, but for reals...not great.

Was this meant as a comment to the author of the article? Because I did not get the vibe she was stigmatizing sex workers - Jezebel's general views on the topic are, in fact, quite the opposite.