I think with white people, it genuinely is an inoffensive thing to say to us - it's a rare occasion you meet a white person in America who is 100% any heritage, nationality or ethnicity. My younger years in white suburban America were chock-full of conversations about where a person's people are from - I've called…

(Edited for reading comp fail) But OP is still an asshat.

Agreed! It makes me sad I'd never get my daughter's hair to do that.

So your point is that they aren't actually lying, they have legitimately forgotten?

Yes! The space-time continuum for toddlers and children is hilarious. "I had a baseball game yesterday two minutes away" is actually "two weeks ago I had a baseball game six towns over." Dumb kids.

I have a memory from age 3, purely visual, of the house across the street being torn down (wrecking ball and everything). But I also think a lot of the memories we have from that young an age could be constructed - as in, you hear about an event often enough and it starts to form as a real memory. The brain is funny…

You are most welcome, sir.

Right?! I haven't seen this many posts on an article since pre-Kinja 2.0!

The conversations about race and the endemic misogyny in much of the hip-hop community stemming from that article would probably shut down Gawkers servers for months.

Well, I don't really care for the WALL OF GIFS slowing down my webpage, but I'm sure you give zero fucks about that, just as I'm sure Lindy gives zero fucks about your text speak preferences.

I mean, I'm all for spreading a little joy in goofy ways, but why GRAVES?! And how on earth is she drawing these smileys on rocks that they look like blackface? Wtf?

Ha. Honestly, I find that amusing a bit (sorry for laughing at your annoyance) ... But seriously, those ARE first world problems! She should quit wearing out that phrase though, I really want to use it for to least another year. Ugh, people wearing out my catchphrases, so lame!

Only #1 and 2 are even possible scenarios, and if you read the comments, most agree that they aren't deal breakers or even something to be entirely frowned upon in this day and age. I don't care much for being called a bully, but the article IS a joke, and the comments should do nothing but assuage your fears of being…

People actually use this meme to dismiss people's feelings? I only use it when someone's like, "ugh, iPod plug in my car is broken, have to listen to the radio for ten while minutes now, gross" type complaints - you don't say that shit to someone who's genuinely hurting, man. It should be reserved for little non-issue…

Wasn't this the article you were referring to? I was kidding - because that entire article is a joke.

My comment was too - which I'm not always. Oh well.

Those are the dudes who have Fight Club merch everywhere, and I just shake my fucking head.

Ooh, what color? You must share!

Just shave off your bee-beard, man!

I think the fact that you're thinking about it probably means you're a decent enough person that wouldn't be a regret for most people!