And I'm sure many women here are someone's regrets list, too.

Gosh, even worse are the guys who wear them constantly not to cover baldness, but just because they're utter assholes with no decorum.

One threesome I regret both the guy AND the girl. They were both mentally unstable, and total opposites on the political/ideological spectrum. And then girl started dating a buddy of mine who turned out to be a psychopath too! Jesus.

Holy shit, I think I know that guy. HILARIOUS.

My biggest regret is Colin, the guy who worked at the shop across the street from me that would trade chocolate for coffee. Asked me out the day after I got dumped; but I was pretty broken up so said no, ended up getting back together with the dude the next day, who then proceeded to dump me again a month after we…

Guy who insists no condoms fit him because he's so big.

bahahaha, but that is HILARIOUS!

In my experience, it's the guys that are quite a bit older than you who have never been married and desperately want a relationship.

We're ragging on dudes who treat their moms like, gasp! people? There's a difference between being a mama's boy and actually just enjoying talking to her.

You seem bitter.

Yeah, I only count Pahlanuik if the person has ONLY read Fight Club and ONLY because he, like, totally identified with the movie. Those dudes can piss off.

You're not going to explain about Sam the Velociraptor? I think you must!

Juggalos get laid? You wouldn't know it from the hit piece Jez did the other day.

You, my friend, are literally living in a movie.

Please explain this bugle move, please! I'm thinking rusty trombone, maybe subbing the salad tossing for ball-tickling or something?

I feel like there must be more to this butt wine story, like it must have been a last straw sort of situation?

It only counts if that's literally all they talk about.

Ha! I too, am not well-endowed, but have had guys try it and actually keep going and it's all I can do to not laugh in their faces. Like, that can't feel good, come on, you're just trying not to hurt my feelings even though I warned you. Certainly beats pouting, I guess.

Oh, come on, it's not their fault their names are only initials!

I read this entire thread you had with peachy and...just. fucking. wow. What a strange chick. So now she's a semi-permanent fixture in YOUR house and she talks shit about everyone behind their backs? I don't know anyone who would put up with that. I seriously do not understand your friends.