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MAHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT ITS EVERYTHING!!!!!

GAAAAAAAAASP

LOOK AT ITS EYELASHES

I think the x symbolizes a kiss. After I realized this, I started to like it.

OMG SO CUTE!

I wouldn’t have believed it either, until I wore my (underwire, molded cup, serious support) bra inside out the other day. Not stabby, but I had the worst time getting it off because the hooks were going the wrong way (put it on fine, though, half-asleep.)

Re: Rebel Wilson. How the hell did she manage to leave the house with her bra on inside out? She’s got more than a little going on in the chesticle area, so I can’t imagine she’s wearing one of those thin little underwire-less bras (what I like to refer to as the boob-shame devices of 10 year old me). And I cannot for

Right? That’s why there is one holiday per month during the winter- to help you survive the monotony and gloom.

Winter is 9 months of the year here.

WINTER IS THE WORST AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. WHY ARE WE EVEN ARGUING ABOUT THIS?

Nah, I don’t like playing games with other people. I’m playing Bedlam at the moment, it’s fun!

Just start playing League of Legends instead; it’s better than sex anyways.

You either torrent your own free version or you rent it, not for sale I believe. I’m not sure the renting is all above board with the ESRB though.

How much does it cost and where can I buy it?

Meh, I played it for a couple years and it got boring. Gave it up like 10 years ago and haven’t looked back.

okay but what about the one where it’s just a long con to get the kid to the White House so he can assassinate the president? because that’s a thing.

Yup. EXACTLY.

Seth McFarlane is funny....if you’ve never seen any other comedy.

Racist prick. He should be behind bars for the hate crime he committed.

Jon Stewart was practically falling over himself this week to tell Seth McFarlane how amazingly brilliant he is and how the Ted movies are the funniest shit ever. #disappointing