Are you insane? You haven’t seen the bumper stickers that say ‘stanford graduates run the world’? Cuz that’s a real thing that exists.....and that’s their credo, mantra and belief system...they breed megalomaniacs. Also, enjoy working beside these pricks; it’s highly....memorable.

That’s a good goal!

You seem awesome....

Nope. Fuck these privileged dicks. Assholes be assholes. We all know this. Why’d we need another film about ‘em? They should call this “Les Lilly White Asshole Enfants du Lilly White Assholes en Paradis”. Fuck this shit and these angsty assholes. Pro tip: non-white people live in New York. Let’s make a film about—-oh…

Stassi’s back? The East Grrman Secret Police are back? Shit....i gotta go ...they got my prints, my undereear, my pee in a jar somewhere....I’m fucked guise....and now they’re in LA? I gotta run to Albania or some shit...

You are adorable.

Also, Steff Dechenes? Most. Portland. Name. Ever.

Nope. It’s the worst.

Um no, you go fuck yourself, white lady. Fuck.

Way to make it all about white privileges! What kind of sick racist sicko are you? Yes for fucks sake walk her to Detroit. Jesus Christ you are the worst. Come at me if ye have guts.

Yay! A stripper shaved her head! And walked about! with shoes in her hand! A stripper who was famous for being a former striiiip0ppper!!!!! Woohoo! Empowerment ooooor somethiiiiing!!!!!!!

I k ow rite? It doesn’t even make sense! Who is the magic mushroom man? How did he save her relationship? How is she a sex worker? If so, what kind? How did being a cametsperson at a porn shoot fix her postpartum? Not one goddam thing is wrapped up or paid off or fully explained!

Ok. Fuck.

Oh yeeeaaah! Suiuuure! This seems totaaaaallly legit! No waaay her parents interfered! This is just what 5 year-olds do! They shit pants, wet beds, and write Presidents! This is totes legit!!!

What the fuck is this shit???

Wow...no wonder she punched that girl in the face....

Best name ever!

Oh shit....so maybe this is a madeup scandal?

Who else had their own personal server

Do you even know what happened and what she did?