A Mets Nursery Rhyme by Hollow Log

Sadly, there isn’t.

ASPCA ads take a hard line against it.

Probably just should have used the japanese translation and referred to him as Shiba Inu.

You kneel for the anthem, you disrespect this hero.

Missed an easy one.

Fucking hell im a Syracuse fan and I don’t even want to meet the Syracuse football team. Get some better dreams fake-a-wish kid.

Never trust a man who doesn’t know the difference between 21 and poker.

That’s great news. I was hoping this rich white guy would be able to bounce back from this terrible situation and given another chance.

From the photo I just assumed it was anal.

Kanye.

Strong candidate for worst overall facial hair in the candid crowd shot.

Stanley Haikubrick over here.

This reminds me of the book Positively Fifth Street, written by a guy who was doing a magazine piece on the Binion murders but happened to be in Vegas covering the trial during WSOP and wound up finishing fifth in the tournament that year.

That’s a poem!

Prince Fielder was 5-for-10 off Bartolo; his father, only 1-for-7.

“Officer, how did you feel about arresting the Alabama QB for underage drinking after the title game last year?”

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

Anyone notice the classic, "Oh, I gotta re-tie my shoelaces." move? This isn't Drake's first airball.