1) He made a joke about his work with NBC. NBC didn’t respond in any way.
2) Despite NBC not responding, he then claimed that if NBC SHOULD ever respond negatively to the joke in his special - which they never did - , he would sue them for racial bias claiming “NBC hates Black people” (his words, not mine.)
3) Now NBC…

I feel you, Mr. President. I wish I could jump out this bitch too.

I’m blaming the fuck out of her family. What kind of morons let an 8 year old drive an ATV? Unless it’s a child’s “My first ATV” type of thing

Ollie’s headed to the White House. Pussy’s about to grab back.

Look up Rahm Emanuel then. He is a legendary swearer.

So you don’t live here, ok.

WAIT A SECOND.

I think we can choke that up to good posture vs. slouchy piss golem.

Oh man... Alabama... that’s funny stuff right there....

I can see you

Yeah. That’s called the financial markets recovering from the financial crisis. And Obama’s ability to tax high earners was obviously constrained by a Republican Congress. Idiot.

It’s not at all the same, but at the same time... I’m not quite sure how to say this.

You’re right, it’s absolutely her desperation that turns people off... Joan Collins and Cher are both older than she is and have had just as much (if not more) plastic surgery but people who dislike Madonna still love them.

Paglia can be revolting but is it really not right to say that maybe you should be a bit more dignified at age 60? Of course, you can get butt implants and twerk all you want but I’m not sure the criticism you receive if you do has anything to do with sexism. There’s something sad about Madonna’s need to so…

Not a big Madonna fan, and this part of her speech certainly didn’t make me more so one:

I read it was “2017 all-inclusive bender” and went Wow!

God I miss cocaine.

Escalators, not elevators, and all able-bodied Chicagoans walk up the escalators.

After this year...Perc and Johnnie Walker pick-a-color.

Crippling depression and existential dread! 10 years running!