One of my friends asked me, “what if you can’t get married because you can’t find a man who is willing not to have children?” I was flabbergasted. I asked her if she was suggesting that I agree to have children in order to find a man to marry me. What world are we living in?

I mean, I thought everyone agreed that Eliza was the hottest one on that show.

Okay, but some of us live in the North and this is a glimpse into a crazy foreign culture for us.

He’s harmless, and surprisingly likable for a privileged trust fund brat.

I’m alone all the time, but I literally never feel lonely. The article says that if you’re wondering if you’re lonely, ask if you’re socially isolated. I’m definitely isolated, but I don’t feel bad about it, so should I worry? I left my friends behind when I moved to a new city, and have been unable to find new…

It’s the only Mexican food near my office. I can’t travel far on my lunch hour.

My brother is one of these guys who are emotionally abused and controlled by his wife. Our mother was emotionally abusive and controlling, so I think that he got used to that and thinks it’s normal. Also, he’s very passive and doesn’t like to make decisions, so he is probably happy to have his wife controlling…

I’m thinking Katie Holmes.

When are we going to start getting angry at Howard Stern for all his shitbag misogynistic remarks?

Yeah, she’s not going anywhere.

Is that like the Upside Down?

I stopped going to Jewel when they took the self checkouts away. Their cashiers are slow as fuck and could not care less. I could check myself out in half the time.

I love the self check-out because I’m faster than the cashiers and I don’t have the patience to watch them slowly scan my stuff with their dead, don’t-give-a-fuck eyes. Self check-out for lyfe!

Who even reads the rules at their gym? I’ve been going to my gym for well on ten years now and have never once read the rules.

I’ve never encountered a single person who doesn’t think slavery was bad. Where are you finding these people?

I notice the people who are pooping every damn morning. Those are the ones who save it up for work.

Like a puppy going after a junkyard dog.

Many of us in the Northern states are not aware of the realities of hurricane evacuation. I’ve never even been in an area that was in a state of emergency. I didn’t realize before this comment thread that there were so many difficulties with evacuating, and I thought that people who didn’t evacuate were idiots. Now I…

Bars? That’s just crazy.

I’ve read articles where people who know him describe him as a sociopath.