I’ve used peppermint oil to get rid of ants, and it worked. I just mixed it with water and sprayed it, I didn’t add vinegar. The downside is that my whole apartment smelled like peppermint for a while.

There aren’t that many men making enough money to support a family on one income to enable all the women to have a fallback. Few women actually have that option. And I don’t know any women who are looking to be taken care of. Have you been watching a lot of the Real Housewives? Even those women are trying to get a…

Oh really? I’ll have to tell that to both of my brothers who have wives making more money than they do.

You say the wrong side of 40, but I say the right side.

My brother manages to be a vegan, a cross-fitter, and a triathlete, and he’s actually not insufferable. He’s a unicorn.

Who would rent a tent in someone’s suburban yard? That’s crazy unless you’re homeless.

Where I live, you can’t leave your windows open at night because someone could get in that way and rob you. Or attack you.

I’ve been calling myself Generalissimo for a while now.

I would rudely decline.

They work on the Hill.

Not bad, but that beard is a little too curated for me.

I refuse to ever do a job.

She’s back on All Stars!

He puts a lot of effort into that hair. I’m guessing there’s some hot rollers involved.

I assume every guy doesn’t want me. That attitude has never let me down.

They used to cut it with baby laxative. I don’t know if they do anymore.

She certainly got the roast much more attention than it would have had otherwise. I wouldn’t even have watched it. Rob Lowe is such a bland person to base a roast on.

If you’re shy, you’re afraid to talk to people. If you’re introverted, you’re not afraid to talk to people, you just aren’t interested in doing it.

So much this. I hate toilet paper lint.

So much this. I hate toilet paper lint.

My firm has started offering a “Mindfulness at Work” webinar designed for “The Anxious Lawyer.” They don’t want to change any of the workplace conditions that lead to anxiety so they’re suggesting that people can meditate their stress away. There’s a limit to what meditation can do, and they had to offer CLE credits…