I would rudely decline.

They work on the Hill.

Not bad, but that beard is a little too curated for me.

I refuse to ever do a job.

She’s back on All Stars!

He puts a lot of effort into that hair. I’m guessing there’s some hot rollers involved.

I assume every guy doesn’t want me. That attitude has never let me down.

They used to cut it with baby laxative. I don’t know if they do anymore.

She certainly got the roast much more attention than it would have had otherwise. I wouldn’t even have watched it. Rob Lowe is such a bland person to base a roast on.

If you’re shy, you’re afraid to talk to people. If you’re introverted, you’re not afraid to talk to people, you just aren’t interested in doing it.

So much this. I hate toilet paper lint.

So much this. I hate toilet paper lint.

My firm has started offering a “Mindfulness at Work” webinar designed for “The Anxious Lawyer.” They don’t want to change any of the workplace conditions that lead to anxiety so they’re suggesting that people can meditate their stress away. There’s a limit to what meditation can do, and they had to offer CLE credits…

Using “female” is more grammatically correct, even though it’s become a dirty word.

That’s so true. I won’t even admit to having a bad day to any of my coworkers. I have a mask on at all times when I’m at work.

No one was joking about Coulter though. They meant it.

Good. She didn’t even deserve to be there.

She’s projecting her insecurity onto him.

I have a first generation kindle, and the title info is not at the top of the page. Maybe that changed in newer versions.

What book haven’t I read?

I’m going to crush a man and then watch Carol.