At my start-up, we will have puppy parties. Puppy snuggles for everyone!

Not all women have kids though.

The losers are the ones who don’t take paternity leave, right? Right?

It’s unprofessional for one thing. It’s work, not a frat party.

Some of us never have kids. Imagine that.

And they knew how to fucking smoke a cigarette.

So they want a bunch of ramshackle, decaying barns littering the landscape? I don’t get it.

Ugh, no. I don’t want anyone’s mouth germs on me. Hugging is bad, but kissing is worse.

I’m a no hugging, no touching type because I don’t want or need it. There’s nothing sad about it. It’s just my preference. I don’t care how great your hugs are, I don’t want them.

My mother is the same. She would rather go to the Olive Garden than a real Italian restaurant.

You laugh, but I know someone who claims not to know who Ben Affleck is.

Yes. I had adult acne for years, which made me feel totally ugly, and I would never leave the house without makeup. Now that the acne has calmed down, I have a bunch of acne scars, so I still feel hideous. I think I would be okay not wearing makeup if I had decent skin.

She has good skin too. That goes a long way.

Those jobs paid a living wage and enabled people to buy a house and support a family.

You think that’s bad? I voted for Ross Perot.

It must be, because I just got a dozen from various sub blogs as well.

That is some master-level interpretation! Thanks for parsing the crazy for us.

I noped out of that Bear Gryllis episode when he slit open a dead sheep and suggested eating the maggots therein.

I guess it’s just me then. I still feel guilty and ashamed about how much my parents helped me, and I don’t like to tell people about it.

I don’t know. I wouldn’t want a ring. I don’t even want to get married, but I’m an outlier. I think it’s just that it’s such a firmly entrenched tradition that it’s hard for people to break out of it. It’s not just women. A lot of men want to give their fiancees engagement rings. Some see buying a big engagement ring…