Sex before 5:30 p.m. is just not done. I’m feeling a fainting spell coming on.

Counterpoint: Who wants to share their coke with 3 other people? In this case, it’s got to be sex stuff.

I’m guessing it could scratch them.

That sounds like hell.

If any guy pulled that move on me, I would not be able to contain my laughter.

It helps to have expert tailoring.

It’s not cheaper than therapy when she’s doing it almost every day.

He never showers though, so he never has to take them on and off. Just set it and forget it.

Some of us have sweaty feet and need socks to absorb the sweat. Also, we get blisters if we wear shoes without socks.

This is Vogue we’re talking about. Don’t expect them to get deep.

By my reckoning, we are still in the Willennium.

Enough with the humble bragging about your girlfriend’s big knockers.

One person is plenty of work as it is. There’s not enough of me to go around.

Bad nose job? Check! Over-inflated lips? Check! Extensions? Check! Boob and butt implants? Check! Too much make-up/contouring? Check! I’m so tired of this aesthetic.

Bad nose job? Check! Over-inflated lips? Check! Extensions? Check! Boob and butt implants? Check! Too much make-up/contouring? Check! I’m so tired of this aesthetic.

Yes. According to the article at the link, people are putting super glue on the toilet seats to fuck with people. Probably some stupid pre-teen pranksters.

They try harder in bed?

With little casks of whiskey around their necks!

It’s your fault for not having the strength and foresight to have a wealthy family and plenty of fuck you money so that you can quit your job without consequences. Sad!

Oh brother. Every college student binge drinks. She’ll be fine.