With little casks of whiskey around their necks!

It’s your fault for not having the strength and foresight to have a wealthy family and plenty of fuck you money so that you can quit your job without consequences. Sad!

Oh brother. Every college student binge drinks. She’ll be fine.

“William Van Meter called Peter and his brother Harry in the New York Times, “The New Princes of the City.”^[2] Vanity Fair has referred to Peter and his brother as the “dandy teenage boulevardiers of New York society.”

I don’t know how I missed the chore wheel in the Bible.

Once you become dead inside, the rest is easy.

The house my mother recently bought had soft toilet seats, and the one in the guest bathroom had a poo stain on it that could NOT be scrubbed away. I refused to use it until she got new hard toilet seats. Just thinking about that poo stain makes me sick.

Supposedly, the Harpo building was haunted. Way back in olden times, there was a bad shipwreck on the Chicago River, and they stored the bodies in the building that became Harpo studio.

Joan left a much better New York. That’s why no one will ever be able to match “Goodbye to All That.”

I guess that as a single, child-free woman, I don’t count.

There’s no reason to dress up to be packed into a too-small plane seat and be tossed a packet of pretzels by a tired stewardess who isn’t even looking at me. I don’t care what other people wear as long as they don’t stink and their privates are covered.

I pretty much always wear athletic pants and I’ve always been treated well.

When you go to the doctor? Aren’t you going to be taking your clothes off anyway? I’ve never heard of this one.

I’m also a female who never cries. The only exception was when my father died and when my dog died. Even then, I cried once, right after they died and that was it. I’m sure I’d be better off if I cried more, but I just can’t. I don’t know if I’m less emotional than other people or if my body just doesn’t express…

I feel like this is way too much emotional investment in a character in a sci fi movie/TV show.

I shampoo every day too. It’s short and fine, so if I skip a day, it gets oily and limp.

I don’t find him hot at all.

I have two brothers and no sisters. My relationship with my brothers has always been friendly and conflict-free, but somewhat distant.

As if Jennifer Aniston’s pregnancy wouldn’t be the biggest story of her career.

Gas?