I can’t believe she isn’t getting some form of alimony from David though. Unless she signed a terrible pre-nup.

No, that’s Amy Schumer.

What I like about Old Navy active wear is that they have petite sizes, which is very hard to find in active wear.

No. My coworkers are people to me.

I feel like it’s just the American males who are slobs. Where else in the world do you see men going about their business in baggy cargo shorts and a 4-day beard?

If you don’t want anyone to talk to you, you have to be prepared to make some sacrifices. :)

Just wear headphones all the time.

I’ve seen both. My neighborhood has our very own garbage woman!

That sounds good. News flash: women do not want to be hit on at work.

8/10, would bang

I love that book. I actually re-read it during a trip to Paris, and I loved it even more then.

True, but I don’t know how I could possibly eat as much as those recommendations. 100 almonds? Almost 2 cups of black beans? Maybe if that’s all I’m eating, I could do it, but it seems pretty hopeless for me to get as much protein as I would need to build muscle as a vegetarian. And I don’t like tofu or tempeh or any…

I can do 8 “boy” push-ups, but I can hold a plank for 5 minutes. Just doing my 8 push-ups takes maybe a minute, so I wouldn’t get the same benefit as I do from the plank alone. Maybe this advice works better for men who have more upper body strength.

Right? How good can it be if it’s at Wal-mart?

Here’s all I know about sweet potato pie: One time when I was in New Orleans, I had to pee, so I ducked into this church that was open and went into the bathroom that was in the basement. There was a woman in one of the stalls who was moaning and groaning up a storm. Then she said, “Oh lawd, I shouldn’t a had that…

Yes! It was a good read.

I call that the weekend.

I use the Smashbox eyelid primer, and it works great for me. Goes on smoothly and lasts all day.

I have short hair, so I would have to take a vacation and hide in my apartment for a week to get through that stage.

My co-worker’s sister got pregnant at 49 and didn’t know it until she went into labor. She thought it was menopause.