Last season, she talked about how it was Fung Shui to have 9 lemons in a bowl. I think she even got mad at someone for taking one of the lemons, thus messing up her Fung Shui.

I want to die in Celine’s arms too.

The mother works full time. They only have the nanny for 18 hours a week, which is probably while the mother is working. The movie thing probably happened on a weekend, when there was no nanny.

I’ve definitely been bothered by extremely loud groups of people in bars and whatnot. Sometimes people do get out of control. I think the real problem is that they were asked to be a little quieter and they didn’t comply. I’m sure the other people on the train weren’t quiet church mice, so I would guess that the…

I do that too, but I pretend to be talking on my phone. I actually have fake conversations. It’s fun!

Madonna, Gwynneth Paltrow, Kelly Ripa, Donna Karan, to name just a few.

Old money doesn’t show off their wealth.

I was thrilled when I got my first pair of Guess jeans. I was so deprived!

That is literally the most disgusting thing I have ever read.

Are there any female trolls? I’ve never heard of one.

Why not both?

That does give me a business idea — moob trainers!

That kind of thing totally grosses me out. My heart is dead and shrivelled.

I am so not hot enough for these. They look great with Bey’s goddessy skin tone, but they would be hideous on my fish belly-white skin. Pure white skin + shiny tats = blinding everyone around me.

I guess it depends on your priorities. Eating good food is so important to me that it’s worth the time it takes to purchase/prepare it. Plus, I’ve learned how to make a few easy, quick, healthy meals for those occasions when I’m pressed for time. If it came down to it, I’d rather eat some almonds and an apple than…

I recognize all of them, but I’m old.

This! The secret to happiness is embracing your mediocrity.

How can you stand to be all on top of each other like that? Being that close to my co-workers all day would drive me crazy. At least I have a thin partition between me and the next person.

Next thing you’re going to tell me is that William Shatner doesn’t book hotel rooms through Priceline. The Shat would never lie to me!

OMG! I read all those books in the 70s too. Stewart and Holt were my favorites. I’m afraid to read them again, because what if I don’t like them now? That would be too sad.