I always just assumed Beyonce’s nipples were diamonds.

The crazy hair is what gets me. So distracting.

I’m just offended that it’s such a terrible picture of her face. Emma’s very lovely and she looks quite plain here. Surely there was a better one they could’ve used for the final print!

That and every time he throws a cheap shot, his constituents offer up every inconceivable excuse

Was this kid engineered in a lab to play for Duke?! Amazing.

This guy belongs in the Trump cabinet. Every time he throws a cheap shot, he reacts like a victim.

Not to mention the fact that Trump’s mentor, Roy Cohn, was McCarthy’s right hand man.

He shall be a warrior at the Breastriary in Nippopolis!

The comments here are A fucking plus. Y’all are awful, wonderful people.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

He will be given a proper masturbator’s funeral. His porn collection will be heaped upon him and set ablaze as he sets sail for Valhalla.

I dropped a harddrive on my foot once, so I can relate.

Wow, this is like looking into the future for me....

There are a few folks I know who picked it up for the WiiU and are waiting on the Switch. Still, I honestly wonder what could have been if it had been 100% Switch focused instead. That said, it proves that when not blazing new trails, Nintendo still knows how to make a well-tread path like open-world and survial games…

I didn’t know Bernie Sanders was the Prime Minister of Australia.

OK but y’all forgot the OG silly presidential outfit - Cowboy Calvin Coolidge, who loved the hell out of it and wore it as often as he could get away with for the better part of a summer, if my recollection of Bryson’s book is correct:

Unless you’re the editor, it’s nacho call to make.

The good news is that places that sell $1 tacos and promote the sales of said tacos with handmade signs often have great medical benefits for part-time skateboarding mascots.

Q - What type of cheese do you get on a skateboarding taco?

From the sound, that’s one crunchy taco.