School should take a back seat to your well being. Trying to finish school while I was suffering mentally exacerbated both problems, and my friends basically held an intervention at my work to finally help me come to grips that I needed to fix something or be lost for good. They saw that I was alternating between…

only true intellectuals can finish a kotaku article

Wait, Kinja’s not a court of law? Then who have I been filing all these amicus briefs with?

More like he rode the emasculator, amirite?

UNC lost to Wofford at home. That event is why snark was invented.

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Star Wars is EXTREMELY *fine*. No more, no less. On this hill, I will die.

Not its fault though as hangar rental fees and values have skyrocketed since its parents’ generation, vastly outpacing income from smuggling opportunities.

What the fuck is your problem?! Like, you’ve REPEATEDLY shat on Carrie’s memory because she was using drugs at one point, going as far as to outright LIE about how she died, and I don’t even get why. Where the fuck is all that hatred coming from? Did Carrie Fisher kill your family? What the fuck?

Gonna wait for the Bath Salts Edition

Too bad we, as a society, are so jaded we can’t enjoy a players season in college. Who F#@%ing cares what he does in the NFL? Most Heisman winners, especially QBs, don’t do shit at the next level! But that’s cool cause they tore it up in college and earned a pretty cool ass award, even if it’s status has been…

You’ll see gameplay five hours into the game. :p

what I’m picturing right now

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

I wish my dad had been told there was a trick for this. Could have saved me a lot of surgeries.

The logic of “Well they are doing something bad, so that makes my bad thing OK!” is the one that cracks me up!

Well, he certainly looks like how I imagined a nearly thirty year old dude dressed up as Robin would look.

Oh, fantastic, muting colors are coming to DC tv shows too...

Millennium Actress is one of the best movies ever made. All of his movies are phenomenal. Satoshi Kon was such a genius.