Justice graduated from Marshall, as did his wife and daughter.

I’m sure this joke will Passover many people’s heads.

It shouldn’t Holocaust these kids anything to attend.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

Nintendo must love losing money to scalpers.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Eeeeeee! Mariska’s seen it now.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that he cares absolutely zero if you think his tattoos are attractive.

Can you imagine the kind of pain that not even jetting off to Paris at a moments notice can solve???

Eh, the reality is this whole clusterfuck will soon be forgotten and Kendall can go back to Kendalling and then the nuclear war will wipe out everything.

That’s a nice way of saying “rich, talent-less, spoiled brat”

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

I’m hoping there’s such a thing as a kangabear in anime and that’s a joey-cub en-pouch.

Read as: Jew.

It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.

More disturbing was the initial Cormier camp Google search “How much does a human kidney weigh”

Offensive mind, indeed.

He was selling drugs. He sold to all the white guys on campus ... He was the worst.”