I was asked out by a guy in college who I didn't really like. Instead of being an adult and telling him "no thanks," I said yes, then cancelled the day of the date. My excuse: I fell asleep on a decorative pillow and my face was waffled from the pattern.

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

Some where up here.

Needs more mice.

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

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I have very mixed feelings about Quitely's work on New X-Men. I love Grant Morrison, and his other collaborations with Quitely have been some of my favorite comics (go read All-Star Superman and We3, everybody). New X-Men, though, had some of my favorite and some of my least favorite artwork of all time. Sometimes…

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I really doubt any of the Starbucks actually wrote on the cups or had conversations. The one I got to (because you may take my life but you'll never take my chai latte!) thought it was hilariously stupid.

it's the shirt/buttons/chest.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

I am pro-tipping and pro-tipping generously but 30% as a minimum is nutty.

From her bio: "She runs, reads, and eats way too much and is passionate about humanism..."

Yeah - I sent my mom flowers when she was having a bad time and they let me tip ahead of time. Like, since when has this argument centered around surprise flower delivery?

I love how she's mad at her 5th grade education. If she didn't have to tip, there would never be another instance in her whole life where a percentage needed to be calculated.

Am I really supposed to tip this floral delivery guy when I didn't even know he was coming to deliver me flowers that I didn't even buy?

The art of tipping is, for most people, really freaking annoying. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is this the only reason I had to learn how to calculate percentages in 5th grade?

Even easier than that: download a free tipping app on to your phone. This is 2015, we have the technology.

Yes, that's the important thing.

I'm sorry, I'm not watching a three-and-a-half minute long video of a wave.