I've seen these Riis photos a hundred times, but never realized until now that he'd captured the first TruckNutz.

His face upon learning the numbers he put up tonight should be next to "F'real?" on UrbanDictionary.

I find that they don't always get clean if you put them in tongs-down because the tongs get stuck in the little holes in the bottom of the silverware holder. They also are more difficult to remove when unloading clean dishes.

Six YEARS and you're still worried about things like "Does he still jerk off?" When did you start dating, 3rd grade?

Almost like he gave the guy a job, then took it back. Like some kind of....Giving TakeBacker

Is this the archetypal Simmons quote:

Thank god, the voice of reason. Where have you been all my life while I was getting shot and wondering why picking up medkits wasn't healing the bullet wounds?

Can't argue with Price is Right rules.

This is still the most relevant pie on the internet.

More like, dammit, news is popping up in the middle of a big piece I am writing. Thanks for stopping by to point out a typo and be a jerk though. Always appreciated!

Kyrie is a great player because of season 3 Saved by the Bell. He is the AC Slater of the Cavs, because House and J-bug know Adam Carrolla is secretly the funniest man in Hollywood. No one denies this! I know this because my dad took me to see Larry Bird play. Real fans of Kevin McHale know what I mean.

Yes, it's racist. Like, super racist. "100%" that "race or culture"? How can you be 100% of any culture, in today's world? ...or race? Everybody's got some mix in them.

i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. you just complained about getting nauseous from the video, which makes perfect sense since most people get nauseous from shaky videos and i explained to you why that happened.

pretty sure you're getting nauseous PRECISELY because you're not wearing the vr headset. i don't know the exact technical side but i think it has something to do with your eyes communicating with your brain and your brain communicating with your balance centers in the inner ear. your brain acts as a bridge between…

Half-Life Tree confirmed?

This thing is my favorite. I don't even know what it even is. Can someone explain.

She's trying to tell us that she was the brain behind HorseEbooks all along.

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

Scott Hall makes doing "suck it" look like he's on the verge of a heart attack

It's kinda hard to write when you're typing and masturbating at the same time.