So he’d rather be executed than die of embarrassment?

I had the first 3 Jordan models and then the Flight 89 back in Jr High. I’ve bought like 4 reissues of them since. I really like minimalist look of the flights. I had a pair that was all black leather with a gray swoosh.

The AJ4s are pretty awesome, but i prefer the air flight 89. I love the non-fussiness, the lack of plastic mesh. And they were so comfortable.

First you diss Captain Caveman. What’s next? Are you gonna defame Lou Albano?

Thanks for the historical explanation. :) I was like, “I’ll take aces and eights.” But I’d rather not take the bullet. Makes sense.

I’m amazed more cops aren’t headbutted in Cincinnati, considering it’s only a misdemeanor.

Putin.

And you can ALWAYS tell true trash, which we’re about to have in the White House. Is there a more classless person than Trump?

You really should. You can probably find a Polaroid 600 for under 10 bucks at a thrift store or pretty cheap on eBay. You’ll be glad you did and your kids will think it’s totally cool. And in 30 years they can post the pics on kotaku.

It’s already gone, unfortunately. Digital cameras are great in that they’ve allowed everyone to take pictures easily. A downside is that they’ve devalued photos.

I use Polaroid cameras for art stuff, and I take a few personal pics too (but only a few cos it’s like 3 bucks a photo, literally). So I have some good, physical photos that I can keep forever. Have you considered taking Polaroids? If so, check out the Impossible Project. Their film is good.

Excellent piece. I think my dad (74) will love it, but my mom (71) would totally barf.

Men are terrible. That was pretty clear from the essay. But I’m not sure how that attitude helps women or men at all.

Recent SLKs? I just recently got a 2001 SLK 230 and I really like it so far.

How did Drive get any good reviews? Gosling’s performance was near-catatonic in its sheer inexpressiveness. I was so bored I shut it off after like 20 minutes.

Wow this is painfully unfunny. Maybe writing isn’t your calling.

She’s like, “this is the best thing ever!”

This is why you make the big bucks. Comedy gold.

This story would be a lot funnier if he told us what Belichick said in response. It’s like leaving out the punchline.