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I don’t think they even gain anything financially from black balling Kotaku. Take all the coverage you can get which can stir up interest and chatter about your product. It's foolish to reject free exposure like that.

I was referring to Bethesda.

Also, could you possibly, pretty please perma-ungray me?

Amen to that, brother. It’s pathetic that a major corporation would blackball a publication, let alone one that covers their product and gives it major exposure.

When you said you smelled deep fried drifters, I thought you meant the weird odor of battered carnies.

To take back some business from Big County Fair.

You think she was killed by kids with a razor? That’s not even one of the conspiracies, genius.

There's a place for him at FSU.

Exactly. Just like global warming and evolution, you can’t really *prove* it.

White people?

No need to be prescriptive here. Both pronunciations are understandable and fine. Allow for some regional dialect, Burneko.

It's like beauty is pouring out of your mind.

Penis.

These are Pokemon. Just ask Feinberg.

Your ex-waifu?

It's so obvious that Trump wants to lose.

Fuck you with a cholla, Drew. Not all of AZ is a conservative shithole. Tucson is a liberal shithole and ten degrees cooler than Phoenix. And lots of pretty stuff grows here, like the mighty saguaro cactus. But, yeah, the rest of Arizona sucks.

There would be major bitch-on-bitch action.

They really make the most of that extra space!

I quite enjoyed this.