“Business Transformation” is a hot seller right now in big corporate. GameStop is one of dozens of big brands using that exact jargon to try and diffuse from the layoffs. Wallgreens just put out PR last week with similar wording.

My favorite part about the internet is that it allows you to enjoy every minor asshole from around the world, not just the nearby ones.

It was my understanding there would be no math.

ya’ll might be interested in this gem as well then haha

Ok, so just hear me out.....

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Mark Hamill is already using his Joker voice for this purpose. The gauntlet has been thrown.

God damn! You got me! I didn’t. I didn’t win a stanley cup, chief. Did you?

I’m slowly but surely getting on the “remove instant replay in all sports” bandwagon because it fucking sucks.  No, I don’t want to hear about how you lost your money gambling.  No, I don’t want to hear about “getting it right.”  No, I don’t want you to bring up examples about how it benefited the teams I support. …

a major nearby city I definitely would have visited more if it were even slightly accessible by public transit from San Francisco

I am very anti-review. Review can’t always ‘get things right’ without subjecting every minute of every game to review. What if the hand pass happened earlier in the play — so hand pass, pass, pass, pass, goal. Is that review-able? Meier looked like he got tripped prior to the hand pass, is that review-able? Perron…

There were other severely blown calls in the game, Timo being tripped on the same play, the hit to the head, the blatant puck over glass.

I want nothing more for Joe Thornton to score 4 goals in game 7 against Boston to win the Cup.

because of a brutal offsides call on a line change that didn’t affect the play at all

Dives in hockey are usually pretty easy to tell. If a player gets legitimately knocked down, they tend to spring right back up so they don’t get caught out of position or they immediately get up and go after the person who hit them in some mistaken form of machismo.

On the game winner, was Theodore at the end of a long shift? He’s just gliding and watching Goodrow skate right by the crease with the puck. Makes no effort to back check or even move his feet.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

Holy shit! That was the most fun I’ve ever had at a professional sporting event! Everyone lost their minds after the second goal once the Sharks were back into it, then when they scored the equalizer to quickly people were going nuts: high fiving, hugging, crying in the aisles, a fat lady barfed in her purse, I’m…

Stranger things have happened with goalies in the Stanley Cup playoffs. 

Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).