Technically, it’s not a penalty kick...it’s a kick form the mark.

I have to admit, it’s pretty apt that baseball of all sports has such slow moving lines.

Still not the worst thing Dallas has gotten away with around the goal.

The NBA should also put Utah on a warning saying if anything like this happens again they’ll have an empty arena game like it’s the Serbian National soccer team or whatever 

To everyone who uses the old argument about viewership and ad revenue, I watch the exact same amount of men’s soccer and women’s soccer. So there.

I hate the Penguins, so...

Obligatory.

Man, Fresno would be so perfect for them. When I think Fresno, I think Raiders neck tattoo. They should move there and call off the move to Vegas to stay in a city that so perfectly encapsulates the team and its fans.

Brady: 3-21, 17 yards, 4 INTs. Rams over Pats 62-6.

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

Thank goodness. I grew up watching the high-flying Oilers in the 80s and the Penguins in the 90s, and to go from that level of artistry to the boring neutral-zone trap play was excruciating. So glad that the pendulum is swinging back the other way.

I honestly would not assume it was the Nazi salute on seeing that still shot. I know its unpopular on the internet, but people really ought to try giving a little grace to others now and then and not automatically assume they are doing the worst possible thing.

Here are some things that may be of some assistance:

Re: Relocation

Vegas can’t even recapture Vegas’s magic.

Where was this post yesterday?

Skins fan here. I don’t know how I am still alive.

As a non-Cowboys fan, the country at-large is tired of you Cowboys fans

So glad you’ve been relieved of the burden of playing this game. Thanks for sharing this critical update with your fans.

“Unfortunately, we don’t comment on rumors or speculation other than to say that the Rumors album by Fleetwood Mac still holds up,” said an Obsidian spokesperson.