Seriously? The Camry driver AND passenger HAD to be high! Look at them! They have no clue the biker is even standing there let alone yelling at them though honestly, the biker had an extraordinary amount of control.

Never forget:

For the same reason Lavar said he could beat MJ 1-on-1...it’s kept their name in the news, hasn’t it?

Hockey misses Gary Thorne. I miss Gary Thorne. So say we all.

This is strictly referring to the ass handing the Sharks gave those slippery oil fucks tonight

The media jumped on the reporting about Dao because the info is available and they need to keep a steady stream of related articles out there to get the clicks. They’d have to do actual legwork and put in some time to track down the officers who dragged the guy off the plane.

Before C-Flaps were cool!

How does one write a whole ode to the Joe and NOT mention its freaking boards seemingly made out of trampoline material??? Both of my favorite teams (Avs and Blackhawks) have been hardcore rivals of Detroit at one time or another, but games at the Joe always had that extra element of unpredictability because of those…

There is something to a concrete bowl that smells like stale beer and musty drains. It’s that mustiness that sets it apart from the smell of frat houses.

What kind of professional athlete doesn’t have the conditioning necessary to run 270 feet without being out of breath for half an hour afterward?

trips over nothing

This is your first kid, isn’t it?

Amen. If soccer talent were randomly distributed, the US’ population alone (4x that of Germany) should predict more global stars even in spite of the competing appeals of other more lucrative American sports leagues (as though Pulisic could somehow become an NBA or NFL star/starter).

It’s like Benicio Del Toro and Javier Bardem had a baby...

Deadpool vibe.

Verdun now.

I really appreciate when he does shit like this so I don’t have to feel so dumb for hating him.

I hate to pull the whole “NHL players are so much tougher” schtick...aw who am I kidding, I love to pull it.

Love Actually

Patriots continuing their reign as the whitest team in the NFL