Once a month, they must lay between their assigned wives’ legs and get fucked by their husbands

She is so white and creamy, it’s gross.

Jared Kushner?

I had struggles with ADD when I was a kid, but after I turned 18 and my life got complicated I felt that I could manage everything on my own and stopped taking medication or doing therapy. For like 10 years after that I knew something was still going on - I couldn’t concentrate on one task without suddenly feeling the…

I HAVE THAT SHIRT. I like it, but it is pretty long and not form-fitting so keep that in mind.

Thanks! It’s been a long time coming and I think a lot of my happiness is also attributed to just finally taking control and reaching out for help. It can feel impossible when you’re struggling and not putting effort into getting help because it can feel like trying to move a boulder/why fucking bother? but once you…

I’m sorry :( I know a lot of people who are just not having much luck with finding the right medication or treatment for them, and it’s frustrating. Feel free to not answer if I’m overstepping, but what meds were you on before? Are you bi-polar or just clinical?

Woo, director!

In addition to the anti-depressants I’ve been on the past month and a half (which I think is finally doing its thang), I FINALLY got put on some Adderall to address my horrific ADHD. This shit is seriously a miracle drug. I feel like I can get shit done and it has even helped with my crippling social anxiety and I…

Congratulations! What is the job?

This may be her? I’m not sure though

Right? The fact that she’s only upset about the backlash because it might hurt her fucking career instead of like, being upset and apologetic that her bullshit ad was tone-deaf and basically mocking BLM, just shows she’s completely clueless and out of touch with the real world. She can fuck right off.

$10 says he just moves out of the White House and does all his bullshit from Mar-A-Largo.

Robbie, yes. Reagan? No. Their whole relationship was...odd. They were both very different, Nick was needy and weird (in a good, Nick Miller type of way) and Reagan had no interest in getting to know Nick or having an actual relationship with him.

I agree. Plus, me and my husband love doing the Rachel “ooooo yeah” orgasm porn sound effect bit in bed. I loved that scene.

Those are the eyes of someone who has probably murdered a prostitute.

Did Nasty Gal ever sell anything other than crappy Forever 21-type clothes?

The minute Ed started singing, I burst out laughing because it was possibly the worst, most ill-fitting singing voice i’ve ever heard on a tv show where they’re dubbing in a voice for an actor. Like, if Adam Scott were to actually sing, he would NOT sound like that. It was kind of painful. I had to put my laptop on…

That really sucks, I would be pretty pissed off. I feel like if he really liked you, the first time you guys have sex ever shouldn’t be a deal breaker.

I dunno, man. I actually thought it was kind of comforting and it made me feel better about my shitty life. I like him.