It’s Chilli. Jesus Christ.

A personalized story about a restaurant helping her son deal with food allergies reads like a commercial? I bet you’re the life of every conversation.

Always love a good fisking.

I’m surprised this doesn’t have 20 replies from Bernie Bros over your Nina Turner comment. They must have disbanded.

What would the aim of a show be emotionally with Ted as USMNT coach? What would you do with the character apart from the comedy? Ted has made his journey. Where would he go from here?

I, Tonya?

Change that white cheese to yellow and that pic could have come from Hero’s, across from Lane Tech.

Look at the board, tho. Dwan isn’t going to put him on A-8 preflop, I don’t think. That’s the only preflop hand Fei could have where the betting even remotely makes sense on Fei’s part. And Dwan had just been bluffed.

Holy shit. An article with several videos that isn’t a slideshow. Are you OK, AV Club?

I wish I could star this three times. Just an embarrassingly awful premise.

What a stupid fucking premise for an article. Good job. Good effort.

This article is fucking gross. Are you auditioning for a spot at the Daily Mail?

Worked fine for me; autologged me in after I downloaded the new app on my AppleTV. Anecdotal evidence FTW!

Find a nicer theater?

Oh my God, Edgelord. We get it. You’re a selfish prick who never tips. You don’t have to comment on it 30 fucking times.

You’re an asshole. Full stop.

His “Let’s see ‘em” about the scripts was a bullshit ask, tho. He knows that’s never going to happen, and he sets Gilroy up to look like the villain if he doesn’t release them, thus opening Gilroy up to the Disney lawsuit to end all lawsuits.

Oops.

I thought God was very clear on this: No sandwiches on Good Friday!

Also, shove that “bud” right up your ass.