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So people consented to videos being kept of them fucking in a car? I’d be interested to see those Terms of Service.

California legislators passed a revenge porn law making it a crime for anyone to post online photos or videos of someone’s intimate body parts without consent. The revenge porn law is defined under California Penal Code 647(J)(4) and often considered a type of nonconsensual pornography.

What does Elon’s dick taste like?

Didn’t take long for the first asshole to emerge. Thank you for your service.

Anyone who tries to “both sides suck” this topic is cordially invited to huff my perenium.

DeSantis actually moved on that legislation last night. It went unnoticed, for ... reasons ...

It’s a hipster thing to think 3 and World are the two best SMBs? I agree with him. I’m in my 40s. If I’m ever caught doing something hipsterish, you personally have my permission to punch me in the face.

The top two came out in the late-’80s and early-’90s. Why not just say “OK, Boomer” next time?

Gina Carano as Cara Dune, huh? Good job, good effort.

Goddammit, do you people not even run fucking spellcheck before you hit post anymore? Editorial standards, what the fuck are those?

connivence early adopter”

Oh, good. We found the asshole who thinks his personal anecdote outweighs scores and scores of data.

How eager is Eliza Dushku to work for CBS again?

TLOU 2 was released on PS4 in 2020, not five years ago.

At least they didn’t turn off comments like the scabs at Deadspin.

Do you get shadowbanned for saying Spanfeller is a herb?

This episode had me actually longing for more Kathleen, maybe torturing a collaborator with rusty scissors while making small talk.”

This isn’t going to get nearly the love it deserves.

How about instead of no lip reading, no Daily Mail?

The edgelord crowd is going to view it as confirmation they were right all along. Roiland stopped going to writer’s meetings during S3, which is when those toxic CHUDs think the show started going downhill.