HOLY STRAWMAN, BATMAN!

Notice the byline, or actual lack of one? I wonder if a writer demanded his or her name be removed after some creative “editing” from someone else.

The Curious Cases of Forrest and Jenny Button.

Give Gunn a lot of credit here. He seemed to actually have answers to a lot of questions, and not just corporate-speak.

I thought I’d read somewhere Bella identified as They/Them. Must have been mistaken.

I think it’s called Buttfuckers now.

Her name is Bella Ramsey.

“I’m going to brag about not playing one of the most critically acclaimed video games ever, defend that decision, then use that decision to color my review.”

I never mentioned Trump or MAGA. I called you a fuckface. Because you are. Have a blessed day.

Who let this fuckface out of the grays?

The S*n and The Mail on Sunday?

Half-Baked?

No. In fact, it’s a felony to try in some jurisdictions. 

THERE IS NO PERIOD IN DR PEPPER!

The Daily Mail sucks. They really, really do. The sooner the internet stops spreading their tabloid nonsense, the better off we’ll all be.

Which wouldn’t ever be the case with a plate wrap, would it?

This writer? Could you sound more pretentious? 

A Gruden caught doing a racism? Unpossible!

+1 Moley Russell’s Wart

But is a taco a hot dog?