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“We will note, in the interest of pedantry, that the plural of Mission: Impossible should rightly be Missions: Impossible. Thank you.”

OK, but how about you guys actually return to doing recaps/reviews for the new season of Sunny instead of farting out another slideshow?

I’ve seen him. Both here and there. I choose not to engage with this person. It’s funny how he says The Root attacks women for attention yet in a recent comment calls a female writer fat and stupid. Says all you need to know.

Hey Mando, he’s so fine, he’s so fine awards this time,
hey Mando! Hey Mando!

Dude, the fucking founder of the Wagner Group is a fucking full-on overt Nazi! Check out his Nazi rank insignia tattoos and shit he has showed off, proudly, publically! Also, Wagner Group - as inspired by Richard Wagner, Hitler’s favorite composer.

Of course he is. And we are free to call his opinion shit and to call your breathless defense of someone who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire a sad display by a pathetic simp.

I’d be all for a show about producing this show.

Now, criticism of the DNC’s decision to not schedule debates with other Democratic candidates like Marianne Williamson and RFK Jr. has been vocalized on the left, as well

The headline makes absolutely no sense. The quality of writing here is nosediving.

Every actor has worked on bad movies at some point in their career.

Bud, you spaz out in the comments every time a review goes up. You seem deeply unwell. 

I thought it was a little too much to have Adam Driver come out in the post credit scene just to stab Indy in the gut and toss him into a pit.

Greez: What would you do if you had a million credits?

Cal: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Hit and Run was a fun game.

But Simpsons Hit and Run:

Getting a lot of static...shhhh... you’re breaking up..bshhhhh..

Same author, same day:

So just to be clear: we're supposed to hate Jason Sudeikis because of a report from a former nanny that both he and Olivia Wilde denied was true, and also because a process server did their job? Even for present-day AV Club, this is a shockingly bad take.

Don’t eat any kind of sandwich while driving.