Really? Tell me more ...

Shouldn’t Jordan Sargent have written this?

I would like to submit for the record the inept fuckery that is the Chicago Bears under the McCaskey family.

She’ll be a Fox News or Breitbart contributor within a month.

Deadspin staff: “I know! Let’s throw one thing in from Deadspin so it shows we’re not above criticism!”

I’m going to be coldly pragmatic about this. Choosing to not have children when you are able is helping fuck over the rest of us as we lose to cousin-fucking Trump goobers who keep shitting out kids.

I doubt that’s the kind of green Ricky would have preferred go up in smoke ...

Vice City over San Andreas? Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

More pointless flailing from Draymond, I see.

Chris Kluwe got burned so many times in that YouTube clip.

Also frightening: that you didn’t lose your job for outing a gay man who wasn’t a public figure!

Funny thing about the Cubs is I’m not sure they win the WS with home field. Being able to play Schwarber at DH for four games was a major factor.

$15M-$25M should have no effect on any franchise. I’m pretty sure I read recently that Oakland turned a profit due to revenue sharing/local TV before they sold a single ticket or piece of merchandise. Fuck these small market teams and their billionaire owners crying poor.

He went 10-5 in 2010 and 2012. But I digress ...

I was never a teenage girl, but I still want to see this movie.

All this talk of sacking Klinsmann — and I agree he should be gone — but no one ever seems to mention Sunil Gulati. He should be sacked, too.

Gawker writer who specializes in outing gay men writes about media ethics. Awesome.

Skrtel was trash last year. Don’t miss him at all.

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing ...

Playing your games in a wholly unremarkable ballpark in a neighborhood that offers little more than ample parking helps, too.