Oh, eat a dick.

That you feel the need to come on here and pat yourself on the back on a Cubs post is the most Sox fan inferiority complex thing ever. Cheers.

What can I say? Meatballs gonna meatball. I just don’t think meatballs should define any fan base. Except ones from Philly.

All these fawning Cubs pieces; I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. Who writes the “Fuck the Cubs and their fans” piece? My money’s on Draper.

It was some fans. Many Cubs fans put the blame on who truly deserved it: Alex Fucking Gonzalez.

Counter-counterpoint: fuck you.

You fail sabermetrics? That’s unpossible.

21 replies to this throwaway, nonsense comment. Successful Troll is successful.

My wife and I have it recording. We’re watching the new Star Trek movie.

This is by far my favorite story every year across the Gawker empire.

Rzepczynski walked Yasmani Grandal. Danny Espinosa plays for the Nationals. Hire some copy editors.

Gaston was very Trump-like.

Please, please, please let him file a lawsuit. Can’t wait for his deposition.

Good bear.

Is it sad or awesome I remembered the lyrics to the DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince hotline rap? I vote for sadly awesome.

You should ask for your money back.

Your staff thinks the sexual orientation of a non-famous person is news. So forgive me if I don’t give a fuck about your news judgment.

Or you can have a functioning brain and write “We invited JFK, Stalin and the strippers.”

You totally should ask for your money back. Dipshit.

Then I say this with all sincerity: Fuck. You.