Sanctimonious in every way. “Oh, the Cardinals don’t hate anyone. They’re above it.” Fuck. You.

Cool story, bro.

I’m a man with leg hair, so of course I wash, but I’m just here to say it pleases me immensely that so many more people appear to be watching You’re the Worst.

Counterpoint: Marion Cotillard didn’t make out with her brother on national television.

Is the answer Jesus?

I think Barack Obama is taken ...

OK, Earth. Let me off. I quit.

My faith in humanity is slightly restored.

My faith in humanity is slightly restored.

I’ve been to one three times in my entire life. I still call it B-Dubs.

That’s a good bear.

Sad!

Shit. The whole thing was bizarre, disgusting and upsetting.

This is my favorite comedy on TV. I’ve never seen a comedy, or pretty much any show, handle clinical depression as well as YTW did in S2. I would attach a strong recommendation to this comment, except if you’re clicking on this article, I’m guessing you already watch.

Moore’s career-high pitch count is 117, which came before his elbow blew up. Post-TJ surgery it’s 114. But letting him go 19 past that was a great idea, because “NO-HITTER!!!!111ONE1!!!”

It’s already happened this season. Twice.

Yeah, risking the health of a pitcher who’s already had Tommy John surgery is totally worth it. Next time you try snark, make sure you’re not completely wrong first.

I have nothing witty or funny to say about this. But allowing Moore to go 133 pitches? Jesus Christ.