Yeah, fuck those guys and their sub-minimum wage. Fuck ’em hard, right, bro?

Is that an alternative take on a reach-around?

Gotta make a splash somehow ...

Cool story, bro.

Is Bakes allowed to talk to you anymore or did Simmons forbid her?

You’re missing a word in your lede, Megan.

Man, come on I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

It’s spelled “Library”, not “Liberia”. Sheesh.

Reporter: What are you gonna do with all the unsold throwback jerseys?